Et domitor est...
It looks like Sam will be awarded the 20 quiz points. That is, unless "hendersonisafuckingtart" wants to step up and list who they are, pushing it to a playoff round. If not, then Sam wins the points and I win this round of the game of Internet.
Harlem, I will have plenty of time to dropkick you on July 16th or so. Be prepared for an argument that will first be intellectual but then will degrade into jokes about racial stereotypes and then will eventually be decided by a farting contest or eunuch porn scavenger hunt. Also, keep an eye on your mailbox.
Some quick notes:
-I had an awesome weekend, filled with fun, relaxation and stir fry. I don't really consider myself to be a person that celebrates the weekend as a break from the whip that oppresses the proletariat. That's right. I said it: people who look forward to the weekend are communist pig-dogs.
-I finally got my degree framed and hung it in my office. Within 20 minutes, I began to resent it. I felt like such a communist pig-dog.
-On the side you will see Janet Lo. I was going to put up everyone's character today, but I put Janet up first because she's super-special and shouldn't be included with the rest of you communist pig-dogs.
Today's Question:
What killed more Americans in the 20th Century: War, Murder, Lung Cancer or Communist Pig-Dogs? (10 Points)
posted by Chris at 9:38 AM
5 Comments:
Lung cancer.
You should cut up your degree and use it to make:
a) Modern art; and
b) A statement.
Did you pick up any of those Faculty of Arts "BA: Become Anything" magnets? Those could figure into the artwork as well.
Lung Cancer is it not
Ross, I'm not certain you understand the objective of answering questions....
Since communist pig-dogs are responsible for war, murder and lung cancer, clearly the correct answer is communist pig-dogs.
Where is my south park character? Man!
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